My Ultimate Showdown

Oh boy. If there ever was a live debate that is bound to make my arteries burst, this would be it. Bill Maher and Ann Coulter are set to 'speak' with each other onstage this weekend at Radio City Music Hall. I was never a fan of these extremists/opportunists from either end of the political spectrum and if that makes me lukewarm- so be it. I'd rather go down in flames than choose between those two. Also, if there were to be special guests like Al Franken or Rush Limbaugh showing up at this thing, I might as well vacate this city in fear of a terrorist attack that would wipe the slate clean. 

My Latest Subway Horror Story

We all have them, but my latest encounter with the NYC Subway involves a man begging me and my roommates for money before peeing 10 feet away from us, a obnoxious man yelling into this cell "I don't care if everyone is staring at me on the train, I don't give a fuck." and the train announcer talking like he's Mr. Moviefone. Okay, that last bit was actually nice and comforting. 

But c'mon, I knew last night wouldn't have gone well as soon as we decided to go see 'Quantum of Solace'. 

My Ubiquitous Ryan Seacrest

How is this man still everywhere? Hasn't the 'American Idol' boat set sail yet? He nabbed another job this week hosting the noon radio show at Z100... (NYDN)