My Telephone

Here are five thoughts I had while watching Lady Gaga's latest short film music video 'Telephone' featuring Beyonce:

1. I must be intruding on some awesome exclusive lesbian dance party.

2. Lady Gaga would not make a good TV chef.

3. I've never seen Beyonce so nervous in my life.

4. I want soda cans in my hair as well.

5. "kinda busy... kinda busy."

My Peterio Awards (Part Seventeen: Best Music Video)

Simple and Epic at the same time, Beyonce's Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It). Like most of her songs, 'Singles Ladies' starts with an abundance of energy and never lets down. Combine that with the always better-dancing-than-not Ms. Knowles, a classic look and some very well crafted choreography, this memorable music video had me (and I'm sure others) practicing the same moves whenever no one is watching (and sometimes with). Hmm.... this blog just got a little too personal, didn't it?

Other Notable Nominees: Flashing Lights (Kanye West), Hot N Cold (Katy Perry), Keeps Getting Better (Christina Augilera & Lovers In Japan (Coldplay)

My Alter Ego

Beyonce's new alter ego, Sasha Fierce, is set to drop an album next month. I've always wondered if alter ego albums has ever been successful. I guess the reason why I have such a negative connotation is because of Garth Brooks and whatever he was that one time that still looked insanely silly to me. 

Also, picking an alter ego name to me sounds an awful lot like choosing a pornstar name- at least it seems just as fun. So I could pick one, I'm going to go with Derek Jeter. Wait, is that already taken? (Yahoo)