My Michael Phelps Publicity Tour

So what happens when you're a good looking 23 year old and you just won eight gold medals at the Olympics? Well, if you're Michael Phelps, you cash in on it. After endorsing Kellogg's cereal box instead of the traditional Wheatie's, Phelps has been offered $1.6 million in advance for his upcoming book, hosting the season premiere of 'Saturday Night Live', rallying for a new aquatic program in Brooklyn and of course, be the headline of gossip blogs as to who he's dating. Not bad for a dorky kid out of Baltimore.

UPDATE: Phelps just got booked for a cameo on HBO's 'Entourage' and will present an award at this year's VMAs. Man, his agent works fast.

My Texas Shootout

Leave it to the NY Post to have the most creative front-page for tonight's primaries in Texas and Ohio. I especially like how they have Obama is reaching for his gun, while Clinton is terrified. Here's to hoping that last ditch SNL appearance worked. More tonight after the polls close. 

My Tom Beckham Photograph

As soon as rumours started to fly about Patriots QB (and part-time man whore) Tom Brady potentially accepting a 7-figure salary to drop trou for Calvin Klein, people compared it to the recent David Beckham Armani ads. I wonder if Brady's Superbowl loss had costed him a bonus.

Anyway, I couldn't resist whipping up a quick photoshop of Tom Brady's face on David Beckham's ad. (E!)