My Australian Fake Out

Reason #88 Why I'm Not Badass: Fooled by the charming Australian accent yet again.

My Not So Bond-Like Behavior

Reason #80 Why I'm Not Badass: Did a Sean Connery accent that sounded Mexican for 10 minutes on a date.

My BSB Joyride

Reason #33 Why I'm Not Badass: Jamming to BSB while driving down the 101.

My Current Mood

Reason #63 Why I'm Not Badass: I'm STILL jetlagged.

My Soap Opera Madness

Reason #901 Why I'm Not Badass: After a 10 year absence and with the assistance of Youtube, I've once again been sucked into a soap opera.

My Segway Experience

Reason #41 Why I'm Not Badass: In my bravest imitation of Gob Bluth, I still have to wear a helmet.

My Break-Up Text

Reason #56 Why I'm Not Badass: One of my roommates decided to tell us he's moving out.... via a text... under 30 days.

My Ironic Dream

Reason #25 Why I'm Not Badass: I dreamt I was singing 'That's How You Know' in Central Park last night.