My Random Thought of the Night

Should I really be this annoyed some country music awards show pre-empted this week's 'The Amazing Race'? Maybe I should stop watching reality competition shows..... or protest by starting a bonfire with CDs from Lady Antebellum. That's a thing, right?

My Purple Poo

I parked under a tree last night and when I got to my car and sat down, I couldn't help but notice a bird poop stain next to me on the window. After driving a few blocks to run some much needed errands I've delayed due to my break, I couldn't help but notice how the bird poop is purple. Now, home.. I still don't know how it became purple. Too much grapes in that bird's diet perhaps.

My Unstable Scaffle

You'd think with all the recent crane problems NYC had this year, this whimpy looking scaffle by Union Square would look more sturdy.

My Joke For A Gloomy Day

Perhaps it's the weather, but I'm feeling a little down and mellow today. So to cheer myself up without the help of Pixar animation, I reminded myself of a joke my friend Kyle told me once. I don't know why, it's silly and elementary, but it always put a smile to my face.

Two muffins are placed into oven, evenly spaced from the heat so it can be baked proportionately with even favor. After 10 minutes or so, one muffin turns to the other and says "Hey buddy, it's getting hot in here, huh?", to which the second muffin is stunned and responds, "What!?! A talking muffin!?"

Feel free to point and laugh.