My Brooklyn Apple Store

I wouldn't go to the lengths of producing and starring in this cheesy video, but I totally agree with Brooklyn borough president Marty Markowitz when he made a request to Apple honcho Steve Jobs to place an Apple retail store in Brooklyn. I mean, STATEN ISLAND has one! Staten frickin' Island! How about putting one a block from Trader Joe's on Atlantic Avenue? I spent the whole day in Cobble Hill yesterday and totally loved it.